bullshityeller An explitive, commonly an alliteration. Usually a stalling tactic used to regroup thoughts to be a more pleasing response. Also used in the rare situation the person is trying to prove they're actually not "crying wolf".
Bullshityeller I dawged ya!
by Roger Polk April 30, 2006
Get the bullshityeller mug.Any bullshitter claiming to be involved in a company, corporation, partnership, et cetera and/or claiming to be an investor in stocks, commodities, bonds, et cetera. Usually used to bed a woman, but also to get inept and submissive people to bow to them.
loser: Yeah I'm looking everyday, for something new to invest my money in.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
Me: Oh, you day-trade?
loser: No. I have my money in a mutual fund. I was looking to invest my money in a restaurant franchise. Me and my wife are going to look at property today.
winner: That'll be around a million for high traffic real estate, a million to purchase a franchise, plus your going to have to ante up to whomever owns any exclusivity rights, plus you have to...
loser: It shouldn't be that much. My friend that makes mad money, selling time shares, he found me the property.
Me: Mad money?
loser: Like thirty grand a month in the summer.
Me: Sounds like your impoverished friend is a bit of a bullshitnessman, such as yourself.
loser's wife: Come to think of it, you haven't done thing business-wise since I've known you. That's why I have a hard time getting wet for you.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2011
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Someone who lies about themselves in order to a) impress people (namely vulnerable/gullible men and women) and b) to evade the reality of who they are.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Most lies are erratic, far fetched and extreme exaggerations of true events.
Don: Yeah, I was out to dinner at the Ivy when she proposed to me but I said no....I own 3 properties in the UK....I have a PHd in Chemistry and went to Oxford University....But I had a job on the railways as a signalman, a train driver, all at Euston...I have so many fifty notes in pocket I need to get some change...Women only go for me because of the money I have...
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
Jim: Really mate? Then why are you driving a crappy van, living in a crappy apartment, borrowing money from your 'mates' and chasing after women half your age? You're such a Bullshitter.
by Roger Has a Hard-on February 23, 2012
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