by BecauseIcare August 8, 2009
Get the Beforing mug.The preparation before some kind of big kick-ass event. Kind of like tailgating. Can be applied to pre-gaming a party or a...well...orgy.
Dude 1: Hey, are you goin' to the soccer game today? I hear it's at 7.
Dude 2: No bra! I'm goin' to the beforgy at Brian's. It starts at 6 and there's guaranteed to be lot's of shitty vodka and slutty freshman girls.
Dude 1: Man I'm there like mohair.
Dude 2: No bra! I'm goin' to the beforgy at Brian's. It starts at 6 and there's guaranteed to be lot's of shitty vodka and slutty freshman girls.
Dude 1: Man I'm there like mohair.
by Badfinger42 March 10, 2010
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The feeling you get when you realize that what you are about to do will make you extremely bored.
The state of realizing boredom is imminent.
I.e. Before you are bored.
The state of realizing boredom is imminent.
I.e. Before you are bored.
Walking into a slow night at work...
Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.
John: What do you mean?
Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?
John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
Danny: Dude, I just got hit by a huge wave of beforedom.
John: What do you mean?
Danny: How are we going to feel tonight work?
John: Bore.... oh.
John: Me too.
by JollyRogerBAzuls;) September 5, 2010
Get the Beforedom mug.An abbreviation of "Bare-effort"
by Lord Bibbington September 9, 2011
Get the Beffort mug.A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
Get the beforeman mug.Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.
Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!
by AdGuy August 25, 2014
Get the Beformance mug.The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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