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Not any, nor ever will be a teenage boy. As most teenage boys who claim to be, in fact, have tiny penises. They tend to drive over compensating pickups, or gay white cars.
Nobody who for a to RRCA is Batman.
by bepbipbop July 9, 2010
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screaming batman

To wait until one's friend falls asleep(preferably on the floor, passed out drinking, etc.), squatting over friend's face with pants down, butt cheeks on outside of friends face cheeks, and passing anal gas as intensely as possible so as to cause a cheek to cheek slapping effect.
"First one to fall asleep gets a screaming batman!"
by snoss case November 27, 2007
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batman that bitch

When a male is looking to get rid of a female, he calls two slutty females over and has them be their slutty selves while inviting said first female over to witness this, she leaves in tears or anger either makes her run for the hills/.
Jack hates his bitch sally. He calls jessie and michelle over to hang all over him when sally is supposed to come over. Sally leaves distrought and gets hit by a bus. Batman that bitch
by Bastin February 9, 2008
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Batman

I'm still Batman
by Fksjsh May 23, 2016
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batman

batman is poggers
by IkeaBucketHatMan November 7, 2020
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Batman's Lair

Batman's lair is shaped just like an asshole.
by ant June 9, 2004
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Batman

A piece of shit that should not be classified as a super hero since the only reason he kicks bad guy ass is because he has a lot of money to waste on the bat mobile and bat-a-rangs and shit like that, put him in a fight with any other super hero and he will get his asked kicked so bad that his balls will fly out of his nose.
person 1: i hear that kids really good at fighting
person 2: nah, he just has a lot of money to waste on fancy tools, hes a mother fucking batman piece of shit
by ericsoffer1 April 12, 2007
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