Panic Button

When you're in the position sixty-nine and one person decides to tongue jack your fart box and the other person puts a finger in the tongue jacker's butt to avoid having to reciprocate.

She started on the shaft, moved to the balls, and then proceeded to lick my butthole, so I "panic buttoned" her ass!

by The Hoff September 25, 2012

panic button

To have sex with a woman in the doggystyle position and pump your finger into her anus simultaneously.

While Travis was having sex with Vicky, he pressed the panic button.

by Oneleggedhomo May 24, 2006

Button Smear

While haveing intercourse, the act of sticking your finger in a girls belly button and swooshing it around and smearing it on the top of the lip. the cousin of the dirty sanchez.

"man that button smear last night, smelled so amazing"

by LanaL October 5, 2006

Drunk button

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.

Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"

by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009

It's A Series of Buttons

What you say when you and your buddy are playing video games and s/he asks you how to perform any given action. Although it applies to any game, it works particularly well in fighting games. Used to express annoyance and/or laziness.

Bob: *Performs Haduken*

Tim: "Whoa! How did you do that fireball thingy?!"

Bob: *Sighs* "It's called a Haduken."

Tim: *Rolls Eyes* "Okay, how did you do that 'Haduken' thingy?"

Bob: *Frustrated Sigh* "... It's a series of buttons."

by -.- . .. - .... January 25, 2011

mute button

1. A nice way to tell someone to be quite or silent

I'm sick of arguing with you so just push your mute button already.

by skittles222222222222222 May 3, 2008

Slut Button

the lump that grows from wearing a sousaphone/tuba. Named as such because pressing it brings the bearer to their knees in front of you.

My slut button is sore today.
Please don't press my slut button!

by sousaplayer September 11, 2011