Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.
by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

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by Olfie October 9, 2019

David: why did you punch that random Asian dude on the street? Seemed out of hand
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
Johnny: slow down David, he was a Crazy Bruce Lee
by handy hickster April 13, 2021

Brucr will drive you wild, he is the most caring, loving, deep, devoted boyfriend in the entire universe. Bruces are the kind of people who could come into your life in two seconds and leave a mark. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out. Big nature guy and weirdly into rock formations.
by Best dude out there November 23, 2021

by LiftYT April 4, 2022
