Basticated

Totally Ka-nackard, when something is totally beyond repair or broken. Absolutely shafted! that is shafted meaning broken.

Damn my computer blew up with smoke and everything, its totally "basticated"

by Craig September 21, 2004

bastardry

of or pertaining to bastards, or having general bastard-like qualities.

When it comes to golf, DL3 has reached the pinnacle of bastardry.

by MoSideburnsbanterbuddy August 12, 2004

fargin bastid

See 'fucking bastard'. A Scottish influenced pronunciation of 'fucking bastard'. A fun alternate to the old standby phrase.

The fargin bastid charged me twice what it was worth.

by captainquirk February 26, 2009

Big Red Anal Bastard

An overweight Dutch prositute who specialises in anal crimping.

Can you believe Rick? I hear he got crimped by a Big Red Anal Bastard in Amsterdam!

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

Waste and Baste

In order to Waste and Baste your woman, you need three essential items.

1) A handle of Tequila
2) A paintbrush (the bigger the better)
3) A bucket of Barbecue Sauce.

The steps to Wasting and Basting are as follows:

1) Get your woman REALLY drunk on Tequila. I mean, blackout drunk. So drunk that she doesn't even know what's going on. This is the waste part.
2) After she is wasted, you want to strip her down to her bare ass.
3) Take your paintbrush, and dip it into the Barbecue Sauce. Get your paintbrush covered. Make sure all of the little bristles are completely immersed in BBQ sauce.
4) Take the paintbrush, and spread it all over her fine ass and her titties. Don't be afraid to use the paintbrush!

And voila, you have successfully wasted and basted your first woman. BUT, if you really wanna be a man; there is one optional step:

5) Lick the BBQ sauce clean off of her ass and titties.

I would love to waste and baste that girl. I'd grab a paintbrush, slap some barbecue sauce on that ass, and go to town!

by WasteAndBaster August 6, 2011

Action Bastard

some one who is without a doubt the coolest mofo at any giving moment at any giving party, or any giving time

Action Bastard i need you?!?!

by dSh3llz January 3, 2009

commie bastard

A common insult referring to people who go against typical American views or freedom.

"I heard Tony talking about how great universal healthcare would be, the commie bastard."

by Communist bloc party June 20, 2016