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Time Bandit

A person who lies about the amount of time they have been on the job.
Bob told me he worked for GE for 25 years, I found out he was only at GE for 17 years, he is a Time Bandit.
by Rik0290 January 15, 2009
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jungle bandit

the thing that connects your balls and your dick
by jungle bandit bandit July 8, 2010
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bancroft bandit

The Bancroft bandit is a crafty, smelly, soulless, cousin fucking ginger beast. He can be seen in his trademark tight pants and jingling keys. Also known to wear boxer briefs and a suit jacket belonging to his sister. Also drives a blue Chevrolet where most of his cousin fucking is done.
The Bancroft Bandit strikes again! inbred fellatio incest
by Jmfw104 August 29, 2016
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Buckshot bandit

A person who always leaves buckshots, crapnal, or any kind of sign that something catastrophic had happened on the toilet (explosive shit). They are usually anonymous and strike unexpectedly with malicious intent (much like a bandit)
Holy fuck the buckshot bandit just exploded my toilet!!
by Asthmaurmom February 15, 2023
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Cinnamon Bandit

by 😹💯 October 4, 2021
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Birthday Bandit

A dude who finds the excited "yes" atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. Likes parties, but especially birthday parties. Typically male. Commandeers attention away from the birthday person.
Hide your presents, hide your cake, it's the birthday bandit.
by squibidoo June 28, 2011
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buoby bandit

the captain of a larger boat who sails the high sea in search of woman with a bra size of C cup or larger.
The captain of that ship is a buoby bandit!
by Changa22 April 2, 2019
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