ass grenade

An ass grenade is a shit that has so much force behind it, the shit explodes out of your ass, smashes into the water of the bowl and causes a huge wave of shit-sprinkled water droplets all of over the walls and floor.
This is the shit equivalent of a 500 pound man jumping off of a two story building into a one foot high swimming pool.

The end result leaves shit-shrapnel everywhere!

1. Who in the hell ate the "dog-zilla" from Byron's? Whoever did left a huge ass grenade in the bathroom and should clean it up!


2. Who pulled the pin on the ass grenade?

by Matthew Maday January 14, 2004

suck ass

When you play Twisted Fate against assassins.

"Fuck Fizz"
"Fuck Rengar"
"Fuck everyone"
"You suck ass"
"Uninstall"

by DestroyerShadow July 8, 2016

ass job

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.

Stacy has such a soft sexy ass. I love it when she lets me lube it up and lay my cock between those cheeks and grind on it for a great ass job.

by baadbaaadman October 8, 2008

aspirin ass

describes a person with a really flat ass... as in an ass that looks like an aspirin, which is flat with a line down the center.

you can't find dave's aspirin ass even in skinny jeans

by nikki & lexy December 9, 2008

vicious ass

Sometimes shortened as "vish-ass," a bulbous, bangin' ass typically packed tightly into sheer pants having the appearance or giving the impression of being under high load or pressure, as if the pulling of a single thread from said pants might cause a fairly significant, immediate discharge or rearrangement of space and matter, possibly resulting in bodily harm to the casual observer.

I was in Subway today and this smoking-hot chick with a vicious ass nearly gave me a heart attack.

by Ham T. Sandwich February 26, 2009

Assy Ass

The burning, sweating, irritating feeling that lingers in one's butt hole following a foul ass poop. Most of the time a profuse amount of wipes is needed, but even then one's assy ass isn't fully gone unless a shower is taken immediately after.

I was walking to the store but each step I took my assy ass got worse, I had to locate the nearest establishment's bathroom and take a quick faucet bath.

by Xtra Tartarsawse December 13, 2014

Ass Chatty

To be gassy.

Them beans made me Ass Chatty

by Nick Scalini November 27, 2013