Adj.- Used to describe either a person or animal as being grossly overweight; morbidly obese. Origin: comes from the appearance that the subject has shorter legs than normal due to their large bulk, either through a trick of the eyes due to the odd proportions, or by low-hanging pockets of fat that cover the tops of the thighs.
by Doomlad April 8, 2007
Get the short legsmug. The short version of a long answer. When you don't want to give the long details for whatever reason.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
When you just want the basic facts, not the War & Peace, x-tra long, version of the story, or someone's answer.
David:" Hey Jeff, How'd it go with Marcela this weekend?"
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
Jeff: "The short of the long....touchdown!"
Jeff:" Hey David, Do you have any beer left?"
David:" Well...I was gonna go to the liquor store, then Kim called me...and you know she has a nice..."
Jeff:" Dude....the short of the long..."
Daid:" Sorry, man."
by loco4moto March 24, 2008
Get the short of the longmug. Fap Shorts, or pants, are pants that are easily brought down to ankle-level for when the wearer needs to fap. Incredibly convenient for a World of Warcraft player. Fap Shorts must have no zipper or anything to delay the lowering of the shorts.
by FapMan815 April 1, 2009
Get the Fap Shortsmug. A sexy band consisting of 3 hot guys.
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
Vocals/Guitar - Shaun Diviney
Base Guitar/Backup Vocals - Andy Clemmensen (SEXY)
Drums - Bradie Webb
They are so HOT and they are from New South Wales, Australia. They write their own songs and play their own music. They are hilarious and I will always love and support them. You haters make me laugh, so pathetic. Watch Short Stack TV on youtube if you havent alreay :)
by Maddie Clemmensen July 11, 2009
Get the Short Stackmug. by position_x_force March 2, 2005
Get the hot-shortnessmug. by Zach G. October 31, 2003
Get the short surveymug. shorts that more properly befit an eleven yr. old schoolkid from Taiwan, when worn on an older male.
Meme: Where did you get those shorts, bro?
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
David: Dad's closet, why'd you ask?
Meme: Because they're looking pretty young.
***David is wearing young shorts***
by David A. Garza November 13, 2007
Get the young shortsmug.