terracotta tart

a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;

to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;

generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.

check out that terracotta tart! little too much fake tan i reckon.

by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014

Doo-Tart

A sweet-tart that has been stuck on the bottom of someones shoes via a dog turd or any turd.

Kent ate a doo-tart

by Doo-Tart March 8, 2009

douche tart

someone who's logic smells rancid and flat.

Matt is a douche tart because he ate my clearly labeled lunch.

by represedasswhipe November 25, 2009

Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Melon tart

A melon tart is a melon whos also a tart

Omg that girl is such a melon tart

by Lolace March 2, 2023