Snack paste

Crunch lays chips in your hand, jack off with it, ejaculate into it, and then use this mixture to brush your girl's teeth.

Instead of toothpaste, I brush my girl's teeth with snack paste.

by gokaari June 13, 2018

shy pasty kook

Shy, good looking surfer who thinks he’s the shit but can’t talk to a girl in person. This person has friends but none of them Iike him because he’s boring... also why all the girls leave him.....!!!

I know a shy pasty kook who is friends with an Asian nigger.

by pasty fuck June 30, 2018

The Passover

When your lungs are too fucked to fill a bong, so your mate fills it and passes it over to you for ripping.

“Matthew!I wanna hit it again, but I’m wheezing like a bitch. The Passover is nigh!”

by The Hylander July 10, 2018

Te pasaste

It can be used in two ways: good or bad. This phrase is used when you do something really good or something really bad.

"Mamá, choqué el auto"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"

"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"

by Jorge González July 19, 2018

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

Jet Paskinski

People look at and wonder what my name is then I say.... Stop wondering my name's Jeeeeet 👅

My name's Jet!
Jet Paskinski

by evetheman11 October 6, 2018

god pass

The highest level of all access pass for an event.

“Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”

by Liskrocks August 5, 2018