golden pash

when one partner pisses in the others mouth after or during oral sex and they exchange a kiss so that the urine is in the original partners mouth .

Stacey was going down on me last night and I gave her a golden pash it was the greatest experience ever.

by Gtbgvfvyhyht May 16, 2018

The Passover

When your lungs are too fucked to fill a bong, so your mate fills it and passes it over to you for ripping.

“Matthew!I wanna hit it again, but I’m wheezing like a bitch. The Passover is nigh!”

by The Hylander July 10, 2018

Te pasaste

It can be used in two ways: good or bad. This phrase is used when you do something really good or something really bad.

"Mamá, choqué el auto"
"¡Te pasaste! ¿Cómo erí tan irresponsable?"

"Saqué puntaje nacional en la PSU"
"¡Te pasaste!¡Erí seco!"

by Jorge González July 19, 2018

god pass

The highest level of all access pass for an event.

“Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”

by Liskrocks August 5, 2018

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Way Past Zoo

Referencing a big night of drinking with work colleagues and/or clients. Most often used in referencing professionals in the sales and/or finance industry. The term originates from a comment made by one colleague about another referencing the fact that her colleagues were animals, like animals in the zoo, however, to the benefit of all in society, zoo animals are kept in cages, whereas, her colleagues are free to roam the city, thus the night was "way past zoo."

Joe asked, Max how the meeting with the sales team from Topeka was. Max replied, "It was totally out of control, I think Bob got arrested, Tony definitely pushed the hotel piano into the pool, and I have no idea where Luis is . . . it was way past zoo. Way past zoo."

by Luis2018 October 2, 2018

Jet Paskinski

People look at and wonder what my name is then I say.... Stop wondering my name's Jeeeeet 👅

My name's Jet!
Jet Paskinski

by evetheman11 October 6, 2018