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Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.
Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.
by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014
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Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax.

Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capitol Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol Steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by kccmclain March 7, 2021
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Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.
Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.
by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024
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You're Blue!

It is an inside joke me and my friends made when we played Roblox back in our school days. Whenever one guy said that we are allowed to join the game he is in but that friend's status is still blue (meaning online but not in a game), that phrase is what we used to rant on the one who hosted.
bro1: Yo bros! I got found a good game to play! Join me now!
bro2: YOU'RE BLUE! Stop cappin!
by BlackPenguin20 April 29, 2023
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Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.
Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!
by mplougj November 24, 2023
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Blue Ballz

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Davis had blue ballz when your mum didn't let him cum.
by Funghula Grün June 30, 2022
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blue-balligerent

A portmanteau of blue balls and belligerent. A feeling of irritability and anger caused by a lack of sex (withheld as punishment, staying with family, married, etc...).
Man:"I'm sorry I turned off Girls last night, I was just blue-balligerent."
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"
by LabHippy November 14, 2016
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