head em off at the pass

an old term meaning: to get to where they're going before they even know what the fuck you are doing

if i cut across the grass then i can head em off at the pass

by awesome24678 June 15, 2011

Cut off a dick day

On April 12th cut off a dick. Preferably that of a perv.

Creep’s friend: Oh man, you should stop creeping on that girl, it’s cut off a dick day tomorrow

Creep: oh shit gotta keep it no matter how small

by Take a hint. May 25, 2018

call waiting face off

When you are on the phone with someone and someone else calls. The two people calling you enter call waiting face off.

I cant believe i lost a call waiting face off with my girlfriend's sister.

by icedrake523 October 7, 2004

Off your nuts

To trail off on a tangent during conversation, and not realise that the people around you are beginning to think you are crazy.

Sam and Dani were conversing about politics. When Dani started on about political puns, Sam thought to himself, 'off your nuts, AGAIN!'

by congruence July 3, 2016

miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

by Rob October 22, 2004

off the hezzy fo shezzy

off the hook (for sure), totally awesome

that party was off the hezzy fo shezzy

by Eric March 22, 2003

Jack-off double feature

When you masturbate two times in a row.

"I masturbated, and just after i finished cumming, I masturbated again. It was a jack-off double feature."

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. April 19, 2015