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3rd Nine Week Blues

-the melancholy feeling experienced by high schoolers everywhere in the period between the end of Christmas break and the beginning of spring break. Common symptoms include bitchiness, lack of sleep, depression, mood swings, and an overall apathetic outlook on life. Caused by a combination of stress, hopelessness, and the weather.
Between the research paper, the fact that there is 46 more days till spring break, and the clouds, John is goin through some rough 3rd Nine Week Blues.
3rd Nine Week Blues by dasani124 February 2, 2009

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.
Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

St. Louis Blues 

hockey team that has a record 24 straight playoff berths, but no cups (3 loses in the Cup Finals); always really good, but never enough to go over the top
The Blues lost in the playoffs to those damn Wings again.
St. Louis Blues by 0000 October 20, 2003

BlueAnon 

Also "BlueQ" -- a loose and leaderless group of mainly Democratic or left-wing voters which falls every conspiracy that comes down the pike. They don't need evidence, they just believe. The Russian (or "Putin controls Trump") conspiracy, The Jussie Smollet conspiracy, the Kavanaugh-is-a-gang-rapist conspiracy, there are 60 genders, genes and genitals are interchangeable, logic is White Supremacist, Abraham Lincoln founded the KKK, Joe Biden is mentally acute enough to be President, 80,000,000 enthusiastic voters put Biden and Harris in office, election fraud is unproven and virtually impossible, ANTIFA and BLM rioters are mostly peaceful --- the list is endless. And the more absurd the claim, the more convinced they are of its truth.
Trey: Joe Biden is the most popular man on earth.

Normal guy: Have you been hanging out at BlueAnon sites?

Trey: I'm naming my first child BlueQ but I can't figure out whether I'm gonna be the mom or the dad.
BlueAnon by Mrs Don-o March 7, 2021

bluenose certificate 

A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.

This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)
My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure

Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"
bluenose certificate by blueliner January 27, 2010
A girl with amazing hair and face. she has the best personality. She is the best friend you can have she is selfless in every way. You might want to stay here friend
Omg she must be a bluebell look at here hair
Bluebell by Tiny cassie April 8, 2019