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monkey nut

like a dumbass who acts like a monkey would

alternatively, what a british person would call peanuts because they give them to monkeys in the zoo
"ayo monkey nut come get over here"
"this kids a fuckin monkey nut"
random:"fuck you monkey nut" you:"the fuck you say to me cuh??"

alt: "can i get some monkey nuts please"
by teachannnn January 20, 2023
mugGet the monkey nutmug.

Monkey

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"
I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !
by K Mouse August 29, 2018
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Folder Monkey

Look at that poor Folder Monkey with the crazy people all around his cubicle
by ZiggyBoomBox January 6, 2010
mugGet the Folder Monkeymug.

Monkey

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.
by anonymous August 9, 2021
mugGet the Monkeymug.

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
mugGet the Monkey handmug.

Packet-Monkey

pack●et●mon●key, pak-it-mungh-kee, noun, plural: pack●et●mon●keys, verb, pack●et●mon●keyed, pack●et●mon●keying.

noun
a person (typically young) devoid of hacking skills who copies code and techniques from adept hackers and wrongfully boasts about their awesomeness.

verb
to be hacked and told about it by the attacking packet-monkey who generally calls you and your mother names while associating himself with your mother in an erotic fashion.
noun
Guy 1: "Hey man, how would I go about hacking into my girlfriends Facebook account?"
Guy 2: "Umm, don't be such a packet-monkey?"
Guy 1: "What da fuck you just call me!?"
Guy 2: "Oh, no, no, I said 'packet-monkey.' It's a term for hackers that suck."
Guy 1: "Say that shit again you'll be missin' teeth.

verb
Guy 2: "God DAMN IT! This fucking packet-monkey won't stop messaging me about my mom..."

*Guy 1 punches Guy 2 in the teeth*

Guy 1: "WHAT I SAY, BITCH!?"
by Robiwon September 24, 2012
mugGet the Packet-Monkeymug.

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush
She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.
by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023
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