Nut crunch

A hit to the groin that produces sound.
Nut- Testicle
Crunch- The sound of something getting crushed.

Guy 1: Oh man! Everyone heard that! She gave you a nut crunch! Guys help me carrying this mofo to the bathroom!
Guy 2: Oh my balls! My fucking balls!
Guy 1: Dude, give me one hand, we take you to the bathroom.

by DaveDH March 10, 2023

No Nut November

Don’t nut for the whole month of November

Girl: baby u wanna smash
Boy: nah b it’s no nut November

by Samuel Ernesto C November 3, 2020

Nuts of something

Some hard bald balls on a micro penis

Jake:do you have nuts of something?
Fred:yes I very much do

by Why you look December 1, 2020

Deez Nut's

Having my dicks nuts sag over your mouth lmao

deez nut's

by EEFUS EEF January 30, 2022

Deez nuts

They like em big they like em chunky .

Suck deez nuts

by MotoMotoDeezNutsBOI June 22, 2020

Nut Cobbler

The act of stretching a large ballsack over one's entire face. (double points if they make fart noises with it)

Girl 1: I heard you had a good time with Guy last night!
Girl 2: Yeah, I started off with some top. He gave be a good nut cobbler, and then he finished.

by CobbleringKid May 6, 2021

cashew nut

A tiny Mexican with a great mustache

Hey cashew nut, how ya doin?!

by Najahhddjka March 7, 2015