Doggy Penis 

An uncircumcised dick, or a dick that needs cleaned and has a lot of STD's.

Slutty chick: OMG, that guy has a doggy penis!
Slutty chick 2: Ew...

Doggy Penis by starwarsgeek133 June 6, 2010

trench penis 

Similar to trench foot, trench penis is a medical condition caused by prolonged exposure of the penis to damp, unsanitary and cold conditions.

When Eric got chilbane in his foot, his unsanitary living conditions eventually lead to him getting trench penis.

trench penis by kneesars July 18, 2009

chinese penis trap 

the act of putting glue on the tip of two mans penis's and then sticking them together. sleep with like that overnight. Wake up in the morning and have FUN!

Brad: Hey man what is up with you today?
Michael: I just had the chinese penis trap done last night.

chinese penis trap by Speedy__898 February 28, 2011

mohawk-penis connection 

The bigger your mohawk gets, the smaller your penis gets. Sometimes, the penis doesn't grow back after you cut off your mohawk.
And if you have sidehawks too, your balls disappear.

And if you are a girl with a mohawk, your boobs disappear.

Sarah: Did Justin Bieber used to have a mohawk? 'cause his penis is so small.
Hannah: Yeah, mohawk-penis connection.

Corbin: I cut off my sidehawks and my balls grew back. Thank god.
Julia: Yeah, easier to suck them when they're bigger. Do you think my boobs are too small with this girl-hawk?
Corbin: Yes.

mohawk-penis connection by hai_bai March 7, 2011

Pilly Penis 

A verry small pathetic penis with an inch of forskin on the tip.
Pilly Penises are usullay owned by people who are tall and are named ian

Tracey- Ian is so hott!
Melanie- Ya but i heard he has a Pilly Penis

Pilly Penis by TheBigAssCheese June 26, 2008

woling penis

a woman, who usually likes large penis that flys in the sky with diamonds, much like the beatles song, "lucy in the sky with diamonds"

Whoa, what's that in the sky?!
Oh nothing that's just a woling penis.

woling penis by lingwontonchopsticfks October 16, 2009

speed penis 

The unfortunately shrivelled penis that results from taking amphetamine.

Fancy a shag? Oh no, speed penis...

speed penis by Monsieur K. March 12, 2009