Actively provoke me into murdering kids

And that's what ole' Sam Sedar is trying distract you from.

Hym "The fact that while he is telling you not to do anything to stop the children from getting murdered.... He is also instructing people to actively provoke me into murdering kids. So it's a 2 pronged attack. Intended both to provoke and immiserate me into child murder because taking my freedom is more important to him than your kids not getting murdered. And he as already MADE IT HAPPEN. They are calling for people to use the weaponized schizophrenia. The people they are doing it to a murdering you kids for it. And then Sam Sedar goes on his show, lies to you about how the only solution if banning guns (even though there was a mass stabbing that killed 10 people and several shootings that killed less than 10) and then YOU vote for the people and policies he tells you to vote for and regardless of whether or not you kids die Sam Sedar get more political power for himself. And that's all this is about. Keeping himself on the internet. Which is not what's going to happen if I have anything to say about it. He want you to lie for him now, so that if the kid dies you have an easier time lying about his culpability. You think he is going to come forward and say 'yeah I didn't like what he said on urban dictionary so I provoked, stalked, and harassed him for several years to get him to murder a kid?' No. He won't do that. But YOU will have to live with the decision he made and you have have to live with the only choice I was given and I won't."

by Hym Iam October 31, 2025

Officer's kid

offspring of (a) Salvation Army officer(s) born before the said officer(s) enter training school. Not to be confused with officer's brat.

abbreviated O.K.

"Man I wish I was an officer's kid!"

"Yeah, I'm sure you'd enjoy getting moved every other year."

by placemat January 23, 2009

scrub kid

A person who was raised poor or low income and later still has those survival or adaptive habits, even if they later have money and a stable life.

“She’s will do anything to save a dime”
“Yeah cuz she’s a scrub kid, grew up with nothing.”

by Rocket28 July 30, 2019

Taking the kids to the pool

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually

Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool

by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022

Sst kid

Someone who potentially went to the School Of Science and Technology in Beaverton, Oregon. They are obsessed with memes and aren't afraid to talk about anything sexual. Wear sweatpants constantly, and an oversized sweater. These kids put no effort into any of their classes but still do well in college. Most of these kids have no social lives, and if asked to be social, they look lost. They usually have no athletic ability whatsoever but they tend to be smart. They have too many dad jokes and make references to memes.

Person 1: You're such an sst kid!
Person 2: Um, why?
Person 1: You're full of memes and aren't afraid to talk about sex.

by The 2017 SST human November 18, 2019

Honey I Shrunk the Kids Shit

My favorite movie genre!

Babe I don't wanna have sex right now, I've been craving watching some Honey I Shrunk The Kids Shit.

by Temiz August 17, 2023

YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.

Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀

by Avatarmint December 26, 2023