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black penis 

As you can see from the other definitions on this page, black penis has been the object of envy of the white man since the dawn of time. Black people's genetic superiority has always evoked a lot of resentment and jealousy from whitey, in fear that their women would not concern themselves with little pink dick after sampling effective BBC. The black male is rightly seen as the epitome of masculinity thanks to their superior genetics and larger than average sexual appendage
Whitey 1: Hey dude, why do Katie and all her friends hang out with Daquan and the rest of the football team
Whitey 2 : I don't know dude bro, I heard they tried big black penis at the last party and they really have no interest in me and the rest of the wiggers anymore.
Whitey 1: Fuck that bro! LEt's just call them mudsharks to feel better about our small white penises
Whitey 2: Lmao Yeah I guess that would help make me feel better about being an inadequate whitey

They both start walking, knowing both well that deep down they are envious and jealous of the genetically superior black penis

rooster penis 

a rooster with a penis and a silly hat
ryan miller is such a rooster penis
rooster penis by Bobby A August 8, 2003

milk penis 

milk penis; a penis that you lose during the early stages of puberty in all normal male humans.
'my milk penis fell off yesterday! i'll have a new one in a few weeks'
milk penis by Dr J. Crome May 14, 2006

Ian penis 

An abnormally tiny penis ranging from about 1 to 3.5 inches.
-That kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
-Well, I guess he's trying to make up for his Ian penis.
Ian penis by 100010110 February 7, 2007

beach penis 

a tanned out penis: something that looks like srengs.
where did you get that beach penis?

i heard sreng is getting his beach penis today

Zebra Penis 

A male sex organ that has the aesthetics of a male sex organ similiar to that of a person of dark skin, and a person of white skin combined.
Mike: Dude, that white guy's dick is HUUGE!
Fred: I know right? Must be a Zebra Penis...

Keiths Penis 

Damn You have a Keiths Penis