Fuck Ton

Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer

by A Rhys Kern January 18, 2006

wet as fuck

a girl that gets horny and wet because of a guy/girl
fuck yea!

i'm wet as fuck and it feels soooo goood

by idiotkabitchfukk September 22, 2007

fuck about

A reaction to something you find surprising.

Man 1: "I just killed a fox with my teeth"
Man 2: "Fuck about!"

by Alex Mcleod July 12, 2006

facebook fucked

The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.

Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.

by jinxychill August 30, 2010

fuck jam

lube such as KY jelly or similar. Like jam on bread, a little fuck jam can make the humping a bit more fun and interesting.

Honey, could you pass the bottle of fuck jam.

Oh, we're all out of KY jelly, looks like we'll have to swing by Harry's House of porn on the way home and pick up some fuck jam.

by Big Jim Powell February 17, 2009

Sneaky Fuck

A male gorilla, who waits for the other male gorillas to leave the area, before he goes in to mate with the female gorillas.

George is such a sneaky fuck!

by famous182 December 20, 2008

fuck awesome

An expression used when you are too impressed to say more than three syllables.

"FUCK AWESOME" - Someone who have just saw some new film trailer with lots of special effects and can't stop staring at the screen even though there's nothing there anymore.

by Netsu July 20, 2008