penis

a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.

Man, look at his huge penis! It's so hairy and I want to fucking lick it so bad!

by h2008 June 17, 2018

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Penis

A massive long thing on boys

I have a very big ‘penis’

by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021

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Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

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Screen penis

When you’re on Omegle and someone shows they’re dick and you proceed to put your computer up your asshole

Where did my computer go, oh yeah screen penis made me do it.

by Wow I can’t even November 6, 2019

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A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,

Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant

by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023

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