ur mom

an ugly whore that sucks anyones dick

aaa fam ur mom be gay she sucked my dick last night

by jmimbo123 June 12, 2018

your mom

a woman fatter than the earth that somehow gave birth to you

bro your mom so fat she took a spoon to the super bowl

by lihudfs March 22, 2022

Dylan’s Mom

One of the most sweet, awesome, funny moms I’ve ever met! Gave birth to 3 killer kids, one who I’m especially fond of.

Dylan’s Mom is so funny!

by andrew garfield’s wife November 21, 2021

Ur mom

Trying to get you mad 🤦🏽 ♀️

Cc: why are you so annoying ?
Me: because ur mom is annoying

by Hwyyyyyuwu January 22, 2022

ur mom

a mysterious entity that seems to have done everything and has literally every trait imaginable, avoid at all costs

ur mom is commonly seen:
-banging someone
-being obese
-having the big gay
-being hot
-disowning you
-literally anything else you can imagine

by WTWTWTWTWTWTWWTTWTWTWTWTWTTWTW June 21, 2023

Ur Mom

Why are you looking up ur mom huh people SUS

UR MOM

by ur dad is hone August 31, 2022

ur mom

very fat

Me: ur mom

Friend: dies of fat

by WAAAAT! January 17, 2022