hung like a nine foot suicide

Any guy that's got at least nine or ten inches.

"So, like, I was fooling around with Ryan last night, and....oh my god, he is hung like a nine foot suicide."

by huckabees August 20, 2008

WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ

WHEN AN CRIP AND ANOTHER CRIP MEET
CRIPS WAY OF SAYING WASSUP

WAT DAT C LIKE CUZZ REAL REAL CRIPISH

by WHITWHIT V.Y.G BEECH April 2, 2009

Ride it like you stole it

A phrase used by a sensitive convict that beats off to playing Grand Theft Auto while blasting Taylor Swift in the background.

Him: oh yea, girl.

Ride it like you stole it....

For real tho because I really did steal this.

by fiercetigeress October 5, 2016

blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

it means...1. dude this is so cool...2. What happends when Prefontaine is running in his tighty whities at 2:30 am with a pack of stray grey-eyed wolves through the forest.

Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night

by Summers Eve February 28, 2005

Crazy....LIKE A FOX

Nothing to do when cornered/stealing french fries or just plain bored, the C.l.a.F. is best used. It involces a distraction, te shouting, "Crazy... LIKE A FOX!" Then headbutting them after they turn around.

Dude, Jared just totally Crazy....LIKE A FOX 'D Rob.

I know, perfect timing.

by RayRayBeaverface October 2, 2007

Valid like Salad

To take it in the ass like a bitch, also the name of a crappy song by a crappy artists.

Hoodrat1 "Sup son, i heard you was somebody's bitch in prison?"

Hoodrat2 "Yeah dawg, Valid like Salad!"

by 0.337 euros April 26, 2013

cwazy like a moose

used to describe insanity and homosexuallism at the same time, hence the 'cwazy' instead of 'crazy'.

"Wow, you'we cwazy. You'we cwazy like a moose!"

by Mike November 28, 2003