The whole of the boardroom were overtaken by the appearance of a bipedal penis attempting to justify the necessity for whack shacks wherein every male employee could rub one out as needed.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
Get the bipedal penismug. by dogeater420 April 11, 2022
Get the Penismug. Something that you will never lick. Like a popsicle. It is long (sometimes) and HARRRDDDD when it sees you. It has place in the vagina or asshole.
by Lt.BaguetteSis December 7, 2024
Get the Penismug. When you were younger, did you ever think you would grow old and have a small pecker?
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
As a kid, the best possible way to grow a longer penis shaft during puberty. It involves at least 10 pulls each day between the ages of 8-14. By grabbing the head of the penis and pulling outward, stretching the shaft to maximum capacity, over time you’re wrench will become a crane.
Little Timmy went to his room after dinner to do 10 penis pulls because he was angry he had a smaller penis than others
by shmevron james December 1, 2022
Get the Penis pullsmug. by Gh0st_theyeeter December 6, 2023
Get the penis tapemug. by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
Get the Penis pullmug. a man part of the body near the ass. can be used for urination and sex. it is also the best part of the mans body and it is also a huge meme.
by h2008 June 17, 2018
Get the penismug.