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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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Fart Gobbler

An individual who rgularly inhals and consumer farts of others. They tend to sneak up on unsuspecting victims, position their nostrils just above their cheeks and wait for a the big toot, which they consume entirelly.
Person 1: I REAlLY HATE FART GOBBLERS
Person 2: * gobbles their farts *
by Neverhood84679237 May 17, 2022
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CUM FART

A CUM FART IS WHERE YOU CUM INSIDE OF SOMEONE AND THEN LATER THEY FART IT ALL OUT
MUMM JIMY MADE ME HAVE A CUM FART
by MrOozer August 2, 2021
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Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)
bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"
by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016
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Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.
Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.
by Tealybop May 30, 2022
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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024
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