yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinkers

Yoinkers (adjective, exclamation)

“Hey bro, mum fell down the stairs”
“Yoinkers!”
Or
“Dude. Our rare fish investments have pulled in that cash we needed!”
“Yoinkers”

by Young pork June 26, 2023

Yoinking my Schploink

The wacky way to describe jerking your meat.

Fred: Why didn't you come with us to the party?
Bob: I was too busy yoinking my schploink.

by Skipdawg3000 July 8, 2023

Yoing

The act of using a yo-yo

“He just kept on yoing!!”

by Serapine July 11, 2023

yoinkazoink

when someone takes something (yoink) and runs (zoink)

"Im going to yoinkazoink that carrot" He said.

by CrazyDAUUGHHH July 22, 2023

Yolandee

The best friend in the entire world with a tough slap! a Yolandee is strong and a very good leader. If you ever meet a Yolandee cherish them forever. The boys go crazy for a Yolandee whenever they see her.

WOW look how hot Yolandee looks today

by 12392 September 3, 2023

Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023