Inverted Vagina

Often confused with the micropenis, an inverted vagina resembles a penis, but is much shorter. The inverted vagina is commonly found on males, however, it can be observed on both genders. It is a common misconception that the inverted vagina still acts as a vagina. Despite its name, the inverted vagina enjoys being the penetrator. WARNING: During intercourse, the inverted vagina has been known to infiltrate the penis and destroy the penis from the inside. USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING WITH INVERTED VAGINA. KEEP AWAY FROM EYES, MOUTH AND SMALL CHILDREN.

"Check out Cole's micropenis"
"No way dude, that is an inverted vagina, I don't fuck with them."

by Zt2 April 16, 2015

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vagina smacks

The sound your vagina makes when your walking.

Haven't you ever wondered what that was called. Like your walking and your like whats that sound my vaginas making. Well now you know its vagina smacks.

by Ericka May 30, 2006

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vagina wig

On The L Word Jenny gets a bad review from Curve magazine writer Stacy Merkin. Jenny visits the Curve magazine office and refers to Stacy Merkin as a "vagina wig." What exactly is a vagina wig?

A vagina wig, also known as a merkin, (hence the Stacy Merkin reference) is exactly as the name implies, a wig worn over the pubic area. According to Wikipedia, merkins were worn by prostitutes beginning in the 1600s after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis.

Shane (while facing Stacy Merkin): Are you the vagina wig?

by nikkopotamus March 5, 2009

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