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Unicorn Type Bitches

A Dream/fantasy woman that certain men seek that they will never be able to find. Due to the fact a woman who is perfect in every way is impossible to find.
Guy 1: Hey man I'm looking for for this bitches who's got tits, ass,sexy, smart, doesn't talk alot, plays video games, and wants to fuck whenever I want to.
Guy 2: Yeah sounds like you're chasing some Unicorn type bitches.
by Jearper November 16, 2013
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Unicorn Blood

Alcoholic beverage made with lemonade, vodka, blue curacao, and maraschino cherries. When done right, resembles a rainbow.
I had unicorn blood at that Harry Potter party last night. It was tasty!
by SamiQoo January 10, 2014
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Unicorn Slut

Someone who occasionally practices anal sex and loves it.
Keith: Did you know Ashley has a weird fascination with getting her bubble butt pounded through her butthole?

John: Damn really?! I'd hit that Unicorn Slut.
by FlaccidVagina August 10, 2015
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Unicorn porn

A rare and mystic type of porn in which unicorns have sex with humans. To have seen this is very special for it only happens every 69 years. It only happens every 69 years due to the sex position they are in.
OMG I finally have seen unicorn porn. I feel so enlightened... It's so colorful...and sixty-niney.
by Steyudndvrhrjdjd February 20, 2018
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Unicorn Wrangler

A term used by IT recruiting agencies on LinkedIn to trick people into believing they aren't body shops.
Talent Acquisition | Unicorn Wrangler | Purple Squirrel Hunter
by blitzchap May 4, 2020
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Unicorn emoji

The unicorn emoji means that a bisexual or pansexual person is up for a threesome with anyone
Unicorn emoji? tf does that mean?”

*pansexual/bisexual appears*

“HI!”
by Maybealesbianidk September 5, 2021
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Limp Unicorn

A euphemism for dickhead. This is based on the image of a unicorn with a droopy horn being akin to a penis on a head.

More appropriate for situations such as the workplace, where more overt swearing is difficult.
Lauren wouldn't let me borrow her pen today - she's been a real limp unicorn recently
by TinyBabyBear October 27, 2011
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