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Twatage

The art of being an absolute twat.
"Well that is just twatage!"
by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016
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Gordian Twat

1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
by dryellowfever November 22, 2011
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Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."
by anonymous July 11, 2004
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twaz

A way to call someone a twat, retard or idiot etc. without actually swearing..
And also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.
Alice: Henry! you're such a t**z!
Gee: Ahh god im such a twaz.
by Passion1 March 6, 2008
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Twaft

A combination of the word Twat and Waft. When the stench of a woman's vagina (often during Menses) is so horrible that it wafts through her clothing.
The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.
by ShawnieB January 2, 2009
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Twatter

We don't have twatter or twitter!
by 456548975645632123 April 11, 2009
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