The art of being an absolute twat.
by CHARLIE STRING November 17, 2016
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Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
by dryellowfever November 22, 2011
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Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
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And also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.
And also something u can shout out when you do something wrong.
by Passion1 March 6, 2008
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The twaft of the lady sitting next to me on the subway was so unbearable that I had to leave my seat.
by ShawnieB January 2, 2009
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