Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 07, 2008
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Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.
by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020
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Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.
Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.
by BubbyFlay March 18, 2016
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weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.
All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro
by Pretty Bird 1041 October 07, 2017
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Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick
Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner
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Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW
Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off
by Gussekrab November 11, 2019
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respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session
I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.
by MisterTree January 01, 2025
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