weiner disease

when your face looks like a big, fat, juicy weiner.

“Yo his face looks like a big fat juicy weiner”
“Yep, he has weiner disease. Must suck.

by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022

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Sausage Weiner

Suck Suck Suck WEEEE HOOOOO

Do you like my sausage weiner

by hahahhahahhahahah September 18, 2017

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In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.

After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.

by Slutstopper January 15, 2024

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Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.

"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"

by Straight_wasteD June 27, 2023

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