wet thoughts

Wet thoughts are when a horny person thinks about someone they like, admire, and love.. usually when someone has wet thoughts the think about fucking and get wet

"Today in class I had wet thoughts"

by Wet thoughts August 25, 2017

who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi April 24, 2018

Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".

"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."

by Mallhew December 29, 2007

Don't touch my shit

A term said to someone if they steal your stuff, an angry response to someone taking your stuff in an annoying way. Usually between your peers or friends.

Guy 1 takes Guy 2's backpack.
Guy 1: "Bro, gimme my shit back. And don't touch my shit."

by DopeManDog July 28, 2016

perish the thought

A reassuring way of stating to an insecure friend that their comment (whilst maybe a bit true) was silly and/or foolish and the last thing on your mind.

Sally: Hey Bob, I know you'd rather take Julia to the prom because you think she's prettier than me...

Bob: Jeez Sally, Julia over you?! Lol, Perish the thought!

Bob: ( @Julia 😉)

by GMWilkie June 13, 2017

I touch myself

masturbation; erotic self-stimulation

The lyrics to the early 1990's pop-hit song "I Touch Myself" (by The Divinyls) left very little doubt what this phrase meant.

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
(...)
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
(...)

by Allen W July 30, 2008

touch down

the act of acquiring something or trying to acquire something, drugs especially.

John: What are you up to, bro?

Phil: Shit, just looking to touch down on some OCs.

by TonyTheAnt October 2, 2006