by PD&JG June 29, 2007
by Mclaugh January 15, 2009
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE April 22, 2018
A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.
"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"
by Zyx987 December 09, 2013
by Mr. Clever December 23, 2014
the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."
"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."
by my uterus and i September 27, 2005
Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.
Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
by Michael P. Abker March 09, 2006