ass carpet

the burn a gay man receives on his ass when they make intiment sexy time on the carpeted floor.
Joe: Hey rick, hows the ass carpet feelin'?

Rick: It burns...
by PD&JG June 29, 2007
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Carpet-wagger

An extremely effeminate man. One that makes a carpet knight look tough
by Mclaugh January 15, 2009
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Carpet Muncher

When a homosexual male loves to eat carpets from Ikea, in an almost religious fashion
Person A "Wow, did you hear about Clum?
Person B "Yeah, it's so tragic, he's turned int a right carpet muncher other those Klara carpets from Ikea..."
by CLUM MAC'N'CHEESE April 22, 2018
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Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.
"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"
by Zyx987 December 09, 2013
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Carpet Muncher

- That girl is awesome!
- Dude, she is carpet muncher!
by Mr. Clever December 23, 2014
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carpet lake

the geographical region of the room for any kid in the midst of the game "dont touch the ground its lava." the carpet lake is a piece of land (carpet) which you can touch without being "burned."
"When Zach jumped from the bunk bed, I had no choice but to find 5 seconds of safety at the carpet lake."
by my uterus and i September 27, 2005
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carpet farmer

a man who only has children of the female persuasion.
Justin is a capet farmer because his seed only grows women after a 16 year gestation period.

Thank god Dan is a carpet farmer, i can't wait for the next one to grow up.
by Michael P. Abker March 09, 2006
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