dirt ball

A person who says or does something completely disgusting and inappropriate, yet very funny/amusing as well.

"Bob, i can't believe you just laughed at that poor nun in a wheelchair! you are such a dirt ball"

by JoJoPotato November 13, 2006

dirt snake

Turds that are 2 feet or longer that wrap or sink into the shitter.

Jez Bob I just took a nasty stinky dirt snake.

by j.gibson February 17, 2008

dirt

Also known As DUI Freddy. Known for wearing a backwards white sox head and repeatedly using the word "dirt" to describe anything and everything

That chick is so dirt

by Big Cock Donn February 19, 2005

dirt squirrel

Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.

"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."

by amac April 01, 2005

dirt dance

The condition of being dead.

"I heard your grandmother is doing the dirt dance. She was a good woman"

by MRK March 12, 2006

Dirt Chicken

A thirsty hormonal female that gets passed around more than a blunt on a lil wayne tour bus. Usually a carrier of some sort of a venereal disease.

"Yo bro my dick is peeling and burns like a mother fucker, i gotta stop fucking with these dirt chickens"

by nic_cage_takes_it_in_the_butt October 08, 2013

Whore dirt

The dirt that naturally accumulates under the nails of someone who turns tricks on the side. It generally consists of perfumes, moisturizers, harlot oils, hussy unguents and anything else this person can get their dirty nails on.

"Whao! Don't touch my cup! I can see the whore dirt under your nails from way over here."

by the hand of doom March 08, 2012