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coffee suit

A civil suit in which the lack of a disclaimer allows people with no common sense to win large sums of money. Suits of this nature which are not upheld are usually tossed out of court with "frivolous" stamped on them.

The name "coffee suit" is derived from the famous McDonald's Coffee suit, in which a woman sued because she spilled coffee on herself, burning herself, and the coffee cup didn't say that the contents would be hot.
Average Joe is bringing a coffee suit against Apple because his hearing has gone bad from using his iPod at unsafe listening volumes.
by Godfather February 7, 2006
mugGet the coffee suitmug.

creaming the coffee

when you're banging a broad in the ass and you pull out just as the finale is coming and you put it in her eager mouth then light the fireworks.
This crazy bitch made me skim the milk as I was creaming the coffee!!!!
by Juan Valdez, Jr. October 24, 2007
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Hot Coffee

Used to convey a sense of urgency, when cuttting through crowds of people. Gives the surrounding people thoughts of pain from being burned by a hot beverage.
"HOT COFFEE! COMING THROUGH!" shouted the woman as she made her way through the sea of spectators.
by subliminalistic September 14, 2005
mugGet the Hot Coffeemug.

coffee table

crib, house, place of dwelling
I can't stay, I got this female waiting on me back at the coffe table.
by peerless3 August 24, 2003
mugGet the coffee tablemug.

Black coffee

To slap someone's soul from his/her body with your one good hand.
I Black coffee'd my disobedient son.
by South African Banter September 30, 2016
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decaf coffee

A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.
oh my god, that guy is drinking DECAF coffee! TRAITOR!
by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012
mugGet the decaf coffeemug.

coffee burned

verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee
john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt
by shortangryjew March 12, 2009
mugGet the coffee burnedmug.

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