Stalling the flow

When there is work to be done, yet all you do is joke around.

Person 1: "Hey did you finish the advanced factoring of Calculus Polynomials??"

Person 2: "Hey man remember that time at the fair when you puked?"

Person 3: "Dude, you're stalling the flow."

by ZeroBallGravity September 8, 2010

Stalling Off

A. To hit someone when they aren't looking
B. To hit someone without making it aware that you want to fight them
C. To hit someone from a blind side

Kwame: Dang bro, how'd you lose to Kel!?
Jose: He stalled off of me, dude didn't even give me a chance to square up
Kwame: Dude's are STILL stalling off? Wow, I thought you lost fair and square.....Guess not

by DreadfulControversy October 24, 2011

Stallted

A portmanteau of the words stall & halted.
Mostly said when stoned.

Her: Do these pants make me look fat?
Him: uhm....no..
Her: You stallted!

Him: oh shit..

by QueenVictoria June 13, 2018

Poo Stalling

Being a very revolutionary concept, Poo Stalling is when one holds in their poo for the sole purpose pooping later when an undesirable event comes up that the poo-carrier would rather not attend. Poo Stalling causes every attendee to wait on the individual who chooses to poo at the time of the event, causing them to be anxious, mad, or even outright anal (if you will). Fortunately, pooping is a practice that can deter any suspicion as to why the one Poo Stalling showed up late, or didn't show up at all. Poo Stalling is a valuable and strategic art. It can be the final solution when circumstances seem daunting. Poo Stalling can even save lives.

Hilary had to attend a lame forum but luckily by Poo Stalling she was able to miss half the lecture and avoid any overly-concerning questions by her peers.

by Schnazzle G October 10, 2016

Sylvester Stallone Cosplaying as a Toaster

The greatest, most beautiful being on earth. Peak human evolution.

"who's your anime waifu?"
"Sylvester Stallone cosplaying as a toaster."
"same"

by TSM_YourMom February 12, 2019

Home stallone

When someone traps their residence in such a way that it resembles the infamous house in Home Alone, however the mostly harmless traps are replaced with vietnam grade war crimes of traps that cause horrible agony and/or death, similar to those seen in Rambo, a character played by sylvester stallone.

Johnny got swated, but he had Home Stalloned his house so they never made it past the first floor. He's now going to jail for multiple homicides

by SnorterOfSocrates December 9, 2019

natural born stallion

A person who can last longer than the average male when having sex with someone

Jane: Sally, "How was last night with Todd"
Sally: Great, he was a Natural Born Stallion.

by RLCAlejo January 20, 2016