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squeezebox 

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!
squeezebox by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

the squeegee 

Having a quickie on someone's car window in the middle of traffic and then forcing the driver to pay you and your partner once you've finished.
I was driving home and I decided to do the squeegee to this girl I saw during gridlock.

squeezebox 

A tight pussy.
Suzie has a really nice squeezebox.
squeezebox by zippity doo October 6, 2017

Dick-squeezer

Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer

tweezer squeezer 

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY
Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

Shit Squeezer 

My boyfriend shoved his finger so far up my shit squeezer.