brazilian squats

A type of gymnastic exercises, when a man,while doing a squat, must touch the ground with his scrotum.

-Man, look at this guy sick thighs...
-He must have been doing a lot of brazilian squats

by dadwdadw February 11, 2020

Midget Squat Fuck

A short or small person that is an arsehole or generally a bar person

Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck

by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020

Old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch

When your homie starts laggin’ behind and starts being lazy as fuck

God damn it Jarvis, quit actin’ like an old lady playin’ squat tag in an asparagus patch and get movin.’

by Don’tbelievethehype August 1, 2020

Squatting Man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.C accidentally fell off the bed backwards and landed kind of upside down, then Gorden decided to do some squat aka the Squatting Man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.

Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020

Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020