Spunk bucket

Nothing but a hole to shoot your load in

That tramps a ducking spunk bucket

by 2inchpower1minfun January 26, 2019

spuckling

Untying your dogs leash

Why are you spuckling my dog

by bad ass bitch August 2, 2020

Spunk trumpet

CUming into a trumpet and playing it into your significant others butt hole or fanny , fun for all the family

Bill - sorry John I can’t met today I’m giving cousins Stacy a good spunk trumpet

by Smelly toe 6942 April 4, 2021

Spunk breath

A man or women who has sucked so many cocks to completion that is has left a spunky stink on the breath

Fuckin hell Trevor how much jiz did you swallow last night at the blue oyster you’ve got wicked spunk breath

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

spunk spaka

When you cover a retard in hot sticky cum.

Guy 1 : Just got back from the mental hospital. Had a decent wank.
Guy2 : You filthy spunk spaka!

by WinkleFroth November 13, 2021

monkey spunk bubble

a phrase to be used instead of a load of swear word when you hurt your self ;)

or

whe some one wont do what you want

ouch MONKEY SPUNK BUBBLE

or

owhhh you monkey spunk bubble

by bigtits1994 June 19, 2011

spulch

A disturbing sexual act involving the disinterment and molestation of the recently dead. The word is an onomotapoeia, as the sound of a week-dead vagina being pried open can sound like 'spulch'.

"The gravestone said she was only 18, so I got my shovel and spatula and headed out for a night of spulching."

by Capnscumbone September 21, 2007