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Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE
Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”
by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023
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Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.
by Sandypearle January 13, 2023
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Algerian Sponge Fork

When you rub shit in someones pores while listening to Needlepeen
Carson: What's your favorite way to have sex?
Holden: I love giving an Algerian Sponge Fork.
by JM99 Official December 8, 2023
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Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.
"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"
by YoloRoc August 25, 2023
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accent sponge

Someone automatically speaking with an accent when they hear it, absorbing it like a sponge.
Aria: since when does Johnny have a Brummie accent?
Leah: He doesn't, he's just an accent sponge.
by coachdexter September 22, 2023
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Schrodinger's Sponge

"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"

"I'm make krabber patterys"

"Shut up"

Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 9, 2023
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SPONG

Someone who isn't with it. Someone who is a bit of a dumbass
How come you haven't called me back yet you SPONG?
by Bigman2trappy July 21, 2023
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