Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Sponge Painted

When a man has a large bush and the woman is on her period and the man is having sex with her from behind, the blood on the man's bush acts as a sponge painter on the woman's vagina.

Dude, I sponge painted this girl last night. Her vagina looked like my mom's guest bathroom.

by Liseee82 September 4, 2017

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

Australian sponge bath

Ejaculating on a sponge and giving a sponge bath to an aussie.

Hey babe want an Australian sponge bath?

by Sandypearle January 13, 2023

Sponge

A boy or girl who soaks up all of others lingo or mannerisms

When I met him he never was like that, guess the sponge life got to them

by Copy cat June 5, 2020

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

Spong

A tongue shaped piece of land

I ventured down to old Samuels spong

by Moanadamassive April 6, 2020