spingering

To put into the Vulcan V and continue to finger a girl in both her vagina and anus

Dude, I was just spingering my girl!

by Bigslugger May 3, 2015

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splingledorf

Meaning great excitement or enthusiasm

"I just got accepted into my first choice college!"
"That's so splingledorf!"

by NoodleJamz November 26, 2016

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017

Splonge

To clear an inner ear blockage that is causing unusual auditory phenomena, such as popping sounds or a feeling of being under water.

My ear's doing that thing again, I need to get it splonged.

Sounds like there's an Earwig living in there, do you think it will eat my brain if I don't get it splonged quickly?

by Trainingvideo September 23, 2017

Slingerz

The plural of beer.

Yoooo! Pass the slingerz man im tryin to get wasted

by steveybb October 27, 2017