Splatterjacked

The process in which one hides in close proximity while their friend is masturbating and then when they climax the person comes out and throws the cum rag in their face

I was yanking it on the kitchen table when suddenly my roomate hopped out of the refridgerator and splatterjacked me!

by Kurtzkurtz11 January 18, 2012

Splatter Board

When a woman’s face is ejaculated on by a man, or men, the woman’s face becomes the “Splatter Board."

I was watching this awesome porn, where three guys turned this chick into a splatter board.

by acw11790 February 12, 2012

Spitterz

Someone who doesn't think when they speak, natural flying saliva rushes out the persons mouth when speaking. Spitterz are filled with lies, gossip, slander, and anything lower that could fulfill their personal purpose. Main goal in mind is to ruin a reputation or create maximum conflict. see troll

Spitterz live and dwell on the internet.

by for me to know. March 29, 2013

Scattergories

A game invented by a male first year associate from Birmingham in the summer of 2013. Popular trivia game played among auditors which involves creative thinking of words associated to certain categorys.

Eg. Colour beginning with M - Matt Black

I'm bored; let's play a game of scattergories.

by Abcd0821 September 1, 2013

satterburp

A belch that contains the flavor of more than one person's semen.

A simple satterburp is only two people.

A compound satterburp is three or more, and a compound-complex satterburp includes felching.

The men sat staring at each other in the bar near the bathhouse, sated on man-batter, slowly sipping their Coronas, each internally reflecting on their unique satterburp, which held the flavor of all of their earlier partners.

by Spays Needle March 7, 2014

splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 May 20, 2014

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014