Slang: To be effortlessly smooth, confident, and cool in any situation. A combination of "smooth" and "as fuck," used to describe someone whose charisma and actions are impressively slick.
Person 1: "Did you see how Brad handled that meeting? No stutters, no hesitation—just straight-up owned the room."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's smooaf for sure."
by MysterThomas September 25, 2024
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A person who somehow always knows about the most obscure memes and manages to seamlessly integrate them into everyday conversation, confusing everyone but simultaneously gaining respect from meme connoisseurs.
Someone who unapologetically owns their weirdness and somehow makes it look effortlessly cool. Known for being part-time philosopher, part-time meme lord, and full-time chaos agent.
A person who somehow always knows about the most obscure memes and manages to seamlessly integrate them into everyday conversation, confusing everyone but simultaneously gaining respect from meme connoisseurs.
Someone who unapologetically owns their weirdness and somehow makes it look effortlessly cool. Known for being part-time philosopher, part-time meme lord, and full-time chaos agent.
“Yo, that dude Shohom just dropped a banger philosophical thought while also quoting a 2013 meme. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.”
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Smoodlestinkle
Noun / Verb
The stinkiest knockout fart smoothly done.
Smoodlestinkle
Noun / Verb
The stinkiest knockout fart smoothly done.
The specific, lingering scent of a toddler or pet that has been playing outside in the sun, mixed with the smell of spilled juice and nap-time sweat. It’s not necessarily "bad," but it’s definitely distinct.
“I tried to hug Stormy, but she had a major case of the smoodlestinkle after playing in the sandbox all afternoon.
“I tried to hug Stormy, but she had a major case of the smoodlestinkle after playing in the sandbox all afternoon.
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