sausage invasion

items needed: toothpick/popsicle sticks, sausages/hot dogs, maple syrup, condoms

put the sausages in the condoms, pour maple syrup in, stick a toothpick in the open end, then stick them straight up all over somebody's lawn.

after giving one of her students an F on the quiz yesterday, Ms. Halls woke up to a sausage invasion.

by trojan-man November 9, 2009

Sausagewood

A mid-western dwelling inhabited by four or more sexually confused males.

They lived happily amongst one another in their home that they referred to as, "Sausagewood".

by Camelbaksafarihead August 2, 2010

Walking Sausage

A walking sausage is a girl resembling a sausage. Usually found on a couch with a gatorade, wearing a push-up bra.

"You look like a walking sausage"
"Go drink some gatorade, walking sausage"

by coolerthanmrt February 7, 2010

Bunnings Sausage

A sexual encounter between 2 or more adult males in the car park of a Bunnings Warehouse.

What'd you get up to Sunday? "Just had a Bunnings Sausage with a guy from Grindr

by Urik Hunt July 10, 2016

Adequately sausaged

Simply put, it's when someone has had a satisfying sexual experience,

'Hey Ben, how was your night with that girl?'
'She was adequately sausaged , mate! she was adequately sausaged indeed! *insert fist bump .. or high five ... or a similar celebratory action*

by M3gnificent November 8, 2017

van de Sausage

The favourite meat product of many people. Literally translates to from the sausage.

van de Sausage! What? i'm just naming my favourite meat product.

by lahblahblackbird February 14, 2012

Sausage Wallet

A slut. Women who makes money by sleeping with men.

That sausage wallet sleeps with anything with a heart beat and a penis.

by J-Lee November 9, 2007