The act of trying to repeat a fart-like sound (such as scraping a chair leg on the ground, or the air escaping from a cushion as you sit on it) so that others around you know that it wasn't actually you flatulating. This very rarely works.
Everyone in the pews glared at Sue in church as she bobbed up and down on the plastic cushion in her attempts to produce a simule. They simply thought that she had farted and was now trying to disperse the smell.
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Get the Simule mug.A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
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A bible reference that one may use in a real-life situation to simplify a long-winded statement or decision by breaking it down in short form. (a.k.a simple chapter and verse).
Guy 1: You're going.
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
Guy 2: No I'm not.
Guy 1: Lemme break it down to you in simple chapter and verse, you're going!
by The Wedding Crasher April 29, 2011
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Get the simple but difficult mug.The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014
Get the simple soccer mug."Simple Crunchy" people tend to politically lean right, eat organics and gluten-free, garden, recycle, use natural health and beauty products, and buy environmentally safe cleaning products. They do all without a lot of fuss.
While the Smiths like parts of the crunch lifestyle, they aren't into the drama of all the neo-hippie and hipster scenes. They are simple crunchy and live a fairly normal lifestyle.
by japaneseparsley August 7, 2015
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I order this smartwatch online... I didn't know I was going to need a SIM card to get all the features working. I guess it is a simable.
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