Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Shitting rainbows and unicorns

What a female does the following morning after indulging in unprotected anal sex with a gay man who, typically, is highly desirable to both men and women, making the term one of begrudging admiration.

Lexi "Did you see Candy last night, she's such a sexy slut; she even trapped Todd?" Eva, "you mean Todd, the gay barman with the body to die for? Wow, I guess she"ll be shitting rainbows and unicorns this morning; bitch".

by Grandsire July 31, 2019

Shitting down

When it's profusely raining and term 'pissing down' doesn't quite cut it .

omg its absolutely shitting down out there

by lolleetee August 17, 2019

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

shitring

Arsehole

Take your awful opinion and ram up it up your shitring

by Arsesniffer2000 September 29, 2020

SHITING!!!

THE SHIT OF THAT FUCKING SHITER!!!

when i close my eyes.... I SEE SHITING!!! I SEE FUCKING SHITING!!! FUCK THAT SHITTER!!! ok i think that is enough. I SAY IT S ENOUGH WHEN I SEE THAT SHITTER!!! FUCK THAT SHITTING BOY YA DNGIE SHIT MO BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joanne olougnja November 18, 2020