semen hand

One's hand after one finishes jacking off.

President Trump jacked off before he gave the State of the Union Address. During his speech Trump was making a lot of hand gestures. Semen was flying all over 'cause Trump did not wash up after spanking the monkey. The Pres had a clear case of semen hand.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone February 2, 2018

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Semen berries

When you ejaculate and your semen has lumps in it.

Oh semen berries,Not again!

by Daweson May 6, 2018

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semen sunday

Every sunday in july is a semen sunday.

Yo bro, what are you doing on sunday ?
Bro it's july.
Oh yeah i forgot sorry.

"I love semen sundays"

by cockhaver July 6, 2022

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Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen

Austin Texas - blue eyed blonde guy. Rather short and spends his time playing golf and soccer. Typically this person thinks they’re really good at flying airplanes. And is also in denial about being gay. Loves hot tubs.

Stop being so short and gay, you’re acting like an Asscheeks “bj” Willy Semen right now.

by binfirebaddies June 3, 2025

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semen

The thing made in glue

Person a: oh my stars is that glue semen flavor
Person b: why yes it is
Person a: did you know I donateded my cock hole juice to be used in the glue?
Person b: what?

by Boe jidens mom March 25, 2022

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