Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

Pretzel

Twisted; succubus; corrupt; perplexing
when referred to a female

"These pretzels are making me thirsty"

- The twisted female (pretzel) is making me drink(alcohol)

by Under Artificial Skies July 2, 2009

Protected Sexting

Sexting with a case on your phone. The case will act as a condom.
If you unprotectedly sext you could catch ghonaherpiseriphilits!

Alex was unprotected sexting and caught ghonaherpiseriphilits! If only she was using a phone condom!

by spicykid June 2, 2011

pretzelized

Extra salty

Damn, I feel 'pretzelized' right now.

Someone giving you salt in game Damn, I'm getting 'pretzelized'.

by SnorLux July 22, 2016

wet pretzel

Noun: Limp Dick, A.K.A. Flaccid Penis

"Girl, I went over to his house and he had a wet pretzel"

by Maserati1 October 19, 2015

Salty pretzel

When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.

Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.

by Alexi Cographer June 12, 2019

Proteasome

Dont use this bs anymore and go over to www.wikipedia.com

www.wikipedia.com
www.wikipediasucksballz.com

by Joe Bob March 26, 2005