Pretzel-Cock

A disturbed or misguided person or event that considers itself a raging success.

Check out that pretzel-cock with the sequin jacket hitting on the married bartender in front of her husband.

Pretzel-Cock by Atom Crewz December 15, 2008

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Cock pretzel

Another word for Hot Wheels.

Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.

Cock pretzel by Jessie November 2, 2004

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Related Words

Pretzel-Cock • Cock pretzel • Pretzel • Pretzel Boy • pretzel day • pretzel dick • Pretzel Dip • Pretzel-Dog • Pretzel fish • pretzel sex