Cum Pooper 

One who poops cum. The after effects of butt sex. Cum poopers, well, do just that, poop cum Aka White Diahrea or A vanilla and chocolate twist.

The catcher in the sexual indever becomes the cum pooper after all is said and done.

Cum Pooper by Compooper June 9, 2009

poofer 

When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.

Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand

"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."

"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"

poofer by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007

Poofter Chook 

An outcome to one's detriment resulting from an incorrect decision.

Akin to stepping on one's own appendage.

We really Poofter Chooked ourselves by taking that shortcut.

I completely Poofter Chooked myself when I agreed to take this job.

Poofter Chook by Singapore Charlie June 15, 2010

poofter 

A slang term for a homosexual.

(can also be used when joking around with mates)

1)Dave, what the fuck is wrong with you? I saw you kiss another guy! You're a fucking poofter!

2)Me: Pay the tab
Friend: Nah fuck you
Me: You fuckin poofter! Pay the tab NOW!

poofter by Penis November 26, 2004

poltergeist 

The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.

"last night my brother and I pulled a poltergeist! You should have seen my mom's face!"

poltergeist by pastafagioli May 18, 2010

Party Pooper 

Someone who ruins fun by not participating in a certain activity even though they were given advance notice.

a tall, talented bike rider who wears tight jeans

jarrett moore is a fucking party pooper, were going to lucky and he won't come cause he has to stuuuuudy the next day.

Party Pooper by Martin luis. October 24, 2009

Pooperbomb 

Holding in ur poop after a while ur poop becomes explosive and can destroy ur city

1. Hey Bob yesterday i succeeded to hold in for 10hours after that i had a Pooperbomb my butt was all red and brownish

Pooperbomb by MigueI May 21, 2008